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NEW Pet Sematary (2019)

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  1. Omegaboy13

    Omegaboy13 Sweepin' Your Leg

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    I’d don’t think I’d watch that. Would the older pets start molesting the puppies and kittens? You nasty.
     
  2. TrueBias

    TrueBias Red Belt

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    Holy shit, i thought me and my demented friend were the only ones that laughed at that.
     
  3. TrueBias

    TrueBias Red Belt

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    Ok some of you got them rose colored glasses on for the original and have a TrueBias.

    The original is boring as shit. Only scary part was the...what was she, the older sister or mother rushing the screen? Beyond her, it was slow, comical, and hardly without any gory effects.

    I suppose you kiddos loved the original IT too, right? Ya know, the one made for fucking television?
     
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  4. LaylaThePitBuLL

    LaylaThePitBuLL Red Nose Belt

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    [​IMG]

    I've laughed twice watching the gif alone
    The shoe rolling makes me smile
    Of course if that happened in real life I wouldn't laugh but thIs is pretty funny
     
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  5. LaylaThePitBuLL

    LaylaThePitBuLL Red Nose Belt

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    I liked them both lol neither are scary but both are entertaining at the time to me. Havent seen either since so they might both suck now idk.

    I'd rather keep the memories.
     
  6. GSPSAKU

    GSPSAKU Brown Belt

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    Grew up watching the original, loved it and thought it was a heck of a horror film. This definitely looks to be creepier and yes, the sequel sucked
     
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    Same here. There seems to be at least some indication that this isn't complete shit but this could still turn out to be bad. This trailer was no where near as bad as say the Predator on was where you already 100% knew that was a mess. This still might be a mess but small chance of hope of something decent.
     
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  9. Hogey

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    Name recognition/ pg-13/ jump scares/ attractive young actors.

    Kids will eat it up.
     
  10. Swoliosis

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    I liked the trailer until they showed kids walking around with masks, fucking gay
     
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  11. GSP vs Conor in 2019

    GSP vs Conor in 2019 Jon Stark Belt Platinum Member

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    Most terrifying movie of all time. My heart broke for little gage. I don’t know if I can do this again. However the hello darling kiss at the end could be interesting.
     
  12. Milord Sir Mangrinder

    Milord Sir Mangrinder I am going bald, help! PM me!

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  13. Bigsquid

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    Looks dope
     
  14. ufcfan4

    ufcfan4 Can't Andle The Riddum

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    His presence in a movie immediately makes me think the film might be good. Terminator notwithstanding...
     
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  15. OMGstreetfight

    OMGstreetfight Fred Loya Insurance shill

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    Shit, man. Why the eff not?
     
  16. Midnighter

    Midnighter Silver Belt

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    Wtf was that?

    What does IT being a tv miniseries have to do with its quality?
     
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  17. BisexualMMA

    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Fred Gwynne's Achilles tendon would like a word with you.
     
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  18. Brother Numsi

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    The original Pet Sematary is creepy as all fuck. Little Gage almost made me cry. Poor guy

    There have been a few horror remakes that have held up to the originals:

    Dawn of the Dead (2004)
    Evil Dead (2013) Not as funny as the original but gory and creepy
    Let Me In (2010)
    IT (2017) The original IT was a miniseries but I loved this remake
     
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    The trailer has me interested.
     
  20. Kardashians

    Kardashians ☆ sitting on the moon ☽

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    Thanks bruh.

    I’ve actually known about this remake for awhile bc I follow the Pet Sematary page on Facebook. I was kinda interested in seeing the new version, curious to know how much closer to the book it may be.

    Then I seen the trailer the day before, and now I just outright reject it lol. The kids in masks looks fucking stupid. And this new Judd, I can’t do it. I love Fred. I love Fred so much as Judd lol.

    I’ll still watch of course, bc I hate myself. But I’m not looking forward to it.
     
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