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HOV vs. BEER Drinking Contest Tale of Tape & Predictions

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  1. WaylonMercy5150

    WaylonMercy5150 Red Belt

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    I think you might be the man for the job.
     
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  2. sniper

    sniper so poor.... and so black

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    We need a sanctioning body and a commissioner

    IMO
     
  3. WaylonMercy5150

    WaylonMercy5150 Red Belt

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    I'm going to ref the match. I won't be drinking but fuck it sounds like fun for this! You can be the one of the judges.
     
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  4. dembonesPLUSone

    dembonesPLUSone HTTR21

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    God damn sherdog drinking commission itt.
     
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  5. TeTe

    TeTe Troll Whisperer Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Do you want to make a poll thread in the on who is going to win to help determine the odds of who will win?

    @BEER
     
  6. sniper

    sniper so poor.... and so black

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    <- the golden snitch
     
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  7. BEER

    BEER Resident Feminist Platinum Member

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    That was my idea. Instead of pulling odds out of thin air, a poll might make it a bit clearer.
     
  8. HulkOnViagra

    HulkOnViagra Soldier of Sinister

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    Sounds good to me
     
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  9. TeTe

    TeTe Troll Whisperer Staff Member Senior Moderator

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  10. Jesus X

    Jesus X Gold Belt

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    holy alcohol poisoning batman can they also record the stomach pumping after the event<Eek2.0>.I think you mean dales by oskar blues

    [​IMG]
     
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  11. Jesus X

    Jesus X Gold Belt

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    the proper way to drink beer is in a pint glass,drinking from a can is amateur hour.
     
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    BEER Resident Feminist Platinum Member

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    Get out of my face, blasphemer.
     
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  13. is normal

    is normal Brown Belt

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    Please, cans are a million times more convenient in the car, jobsite and backyard.
    Give up the beer snobbery, you are just chugging yeast piss.
    Will definitely tune in
     
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  14. Cubo de Sangre

    Cubo de Sangre Titanium Belt

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    Time to start mapping out weight-classes. Gotta handicap my chances.

    <28>
     
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  15. IloveTHIS

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    I gotta go with HOV

    Just because I like the idea of him beating a guy literally named "beer" in a beer drinking contest

    Edit: also if this becomes a thing on sherdog, and we break it up into weightclasses, I will bet real money I can take on anyone in the under 150lb category.

    No I'm not a disgusting manlet. Just really lean btw.
     
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    Cubo de Sangre Titanium Belt

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    This reminds me of college when the dorm challenge was to drink a shot a minute for 100 minutes. You puke, you lose. I won.

    Was subsequently informed the evening continued beyond what I remembered the next day. :eek::oops::D
     
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    TeTe Troll Whisperer Staff Member Senior Moderator

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  18. TheLinguist

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    Amazing, sherdog athletes going at it!
     
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    syct23 ...ElipsisBelt...

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    How does this injun get in on this battle...?

    I'm in Vegas for a wedding and just woke up..
     
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  20. LHWBelt

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    Why put a cap of 18 beers? Buy 2 18 cases and see what happens.
     

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