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HOV vs. BEER Drinking Contest Tale of Tape & Predictions

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  1. BEER

    BEER Resident Feminist Platinum Member

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    I'm usually in bed around 2, and my drinking ability starts to tank when I get tired.

    But for the sake of fair competition, I won't imbibe caffeine during the contest.

    I'm so out of the loop with MMA, I'm not sure what that means, haha.
     
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  2. sniper

    sniper so poor.... and so black

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    I feel bad for supporting something I think is destructive

    But yall are in on it and it's all in good fun so I'll get over it
     
  3. sniper

    sniper so poor.... and so black

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    Fuck yes
     
  4. HulkOnViagra

    HulkOnViagra Soldier of Sinister

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    I'm all in it for the glory of victory and entertainment. All the other stuff takes a back seat for me.
     
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  5. sniper

    sniper so poor.... and so black

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    The beer belt should be defended occasionally as well and move from person to person <Lmaoo> I bet traffic will increase if that kept going
     
  6. sniper

    sniper so poor.... and so black

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    God damnit I might hop off the wagon now
     
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  7. HulkOnViagra

    HulkOnViagra Soldier of Sinister

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    I was thinking the same shit....for all the marbles

    This can be sherdog history
     
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    BEER Resident Feminist Platinum Member

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    I like the competitive spirit. We need Bruce Buffer announcing the contest.

    "STANDING AT FIVE FEET ELEVEN INCHES TALL, WEIGHING IN AT 223 POUNDS.... HE IS AN IPA SPECIALIST DRINKING OUT OF NORFOLK, VIRGINIA. HE HOLDS AN UNDEFEATED PROFESSIONAL RECORD IN DRINKING COMPETITION AT 17 WINS AND NO LOSSES. HE IS THE REIGNING, DEFENDING, DRINKING CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER."
     
  9. HulkOnViagra

    HulkOnViagra Soldier of Sinister

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    I'm down for there being a Sherdog Beer Belt on the line

    @TeTe

    @RR
     
  10. BEER

    BEER Resident Feminist Platinum Member

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    Also, being Dale's, the beer MUST be consumed from the can. Any other method (glass, beer bong, etc) is blasphemy and will end in a disqualification.
     
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    Sounds like deal.

    All cans be numbered?
     
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    BEER Resident Feminist Platinum Member

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    Absolutely.

    We'll have to play by an honor system. As much as I'd like to video every beer, my roommate works early on Tuesdays, so after 10, itll only be pictures from me.
     
  13. WaylonMercy5150

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  14. HulkOnViagra

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    I'm ok with it.

    I'll be posting pics and vids.
     
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    For all the marbles..
     
  16. BEER

    BEER Resident Feminist Platinum Member

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    I'm excited about the contest. A worthy opponent at last.
     
  17. HulkOnViagra

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    See you Monday...

    Vision may be blurred though
     
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    BEER Resident Feminist Platinum Member

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    Also, we should have a timed post-clock to stay checked in. Anything longer than 30 minutes should count as a disqualification due to a potential pass out.
     
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    Almost certainly.
     
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    The Just Bleed Liver God approves
    <{JustBleed}>
     

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