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36 yr old virgin gets 284k to give up her virginity

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Goldman23, Oct 11, 2018.

  1. Phr3121

    Phr3121 Black Belt Platinum Member

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    Not all virgins have a hymen, so, how will that be proven? The use of tampons alone will get rid of a hymen.

    Edit: Forgot to mention the use of a vibrator in loosing their virginity.

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  2. Scerpi

    Scerpi Black Belt

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    About two fiddy
     
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  3. Blue_Lou

    Blue_Lou Orange Belt

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    7/10. Not worth it
     
  4. Jack Reacheround

    Jack Reacheround Never Go Black

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    Exactly. Why would you pay to do that? The guys who like that must somehow get off on hurting the girl. I bet they have tiny dicks.
     
  5. Barbas619

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    I’ll let you poor bastards know how she was!

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  6. Jimmy McGill

    Jimmy McGill S'all good man

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    overnight outcall for a good looking ''professional'' is £1000 where I live, would rather do that 215 times {at current exchange rate}
     
  7. Fedorgasm

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    Wow no tits AND no ass? Now I see why she was a virgin.
     
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  8. chubbman

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    Lol at paying for a virgin, they’re shit in bed.
     
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  9. RoninJin

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    never could understand what's the obsession with going out of the way to bedding virgins. Let alone paying 284k for them. It's not like you will be getting the best sex of your life. They just going to lay there like a fucken mannequin. Not to mention bleeding all over your prick and crying during the whole exchange.
    My advice is just grab 15k out of 284k and go have a good time in Amsterdam, Thailand, or Ukraine.
     
  10. sissypunch

    sissypunch Quality shitposting specialist.

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    You better believe my virgin ass is up for rent for any weirdo with 284k burning a hole in his pocket.

    No homo. Just business.

    PM with serious offers only.
     
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  11. Teddy Brukshot

    Teddy Brukshot Top Shotta Banned

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    What if you paid that and then the pussy was loose as fuck? Do you get a refund?
     
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  12. koolinkunming

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  13. MassDistortion

    MassDistortion You will be the last of the Mohicans!

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    If she was a cock expert with no gag reflex and she loved to swallow I wouldn't pay even 500 bucks. God damn some guys are pathetic.
     
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    She looks cute, but no.

    Really, this shows you how made 14-18 year old guys have it. I had a couple virgins in my day. No biggie.

    Also, I kind of don't believe her.
     
  15. Rygu

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    1. She doesn't look 36

    2. Does that include BBFS/creampie?
     
  16. method115

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    I passed on banging this hot chick in highschool because she was a virgin. Heard enough to know it wasn't going to be anything I enjoyed.
     
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    Like ass-virginity?
     
  18. HomeRun916

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    I would have bought her dinner.
     
  19. Only Here for Attachments

    Only Here for Attachments Free from yellow thanks to my state's congress

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    Terrible investment
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  20. Legumes

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    Is that a new record pay day for a ladyboy?
     
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