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36 yr old virgin gets 284k to give up her virginity

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  1. Goldman23

    Goldman23 Banned Banned

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  2. Zer

    Zer Gold Belt

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    How much would a 33 year old dudes virginity go for? Asking for a friend
     
  3. Squint Eastwood

    Squint Eastwood DESERVE

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    lmfao at the loser who actually paid her

    That guy might as well kill himself for being such a beta
     
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  6. Horse Style

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    264k for "ouch, ow, ow, that hurts"?

    <LikeReally5>

    Is a genie gonna pop out this broad's snatch or something?
     
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    Paying a quarter million dollars to have sex with an ugly chick who's almost certainly terrible in bed. Nice.
     
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    Scott Parker 27 Your Mom's Box

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    She doing this to pay for a set of tits?; cause she needs them
     
  9. TheRuthlessOne

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    2 weeks later she will claim the guy raped her

    Sue him for even more money
     
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    woman.......riiiiiiight.
     
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    Money to get rid of the dick was just a bonus!
     
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    Tankeray The Progeny of Beast of Woe

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    Maybe it’s some 85 year old guy lol
     
  13. Goldman23

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    If you are a very attractive girl and still a virgin. You can sell your virginity for 2.9 million and you don't have to wait till your 36.

     
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    a half eaten pack of rolo
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  15. Jesus X

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    that better include taking her butt virginity too, irrumatio on her and a post coital reciprocal golden shower.
     
  16. I Am Legion

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    I have had several virgins in HS and college. NONE of those experiences are even in my top 20. Out of all of them only one wasn’t in pain and took it like a champ, and that’s only because she was high. She also had severe razor rash on her pube area from shaving for the 1st time by she thought all guys wanted that.
     
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    dont forget the beso negro
     
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    I concur anilingus is a must. reciprocal anilingus from butt to gut.
     
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    Vomit Inducing Brutality Mocesting The Delapitated Platinum Member

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  20. panamaican

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    All that proves is that old pussy sucks even if it's never been used.

    *doesn't apply to married women with loving husbands.
     
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